Dude had SEX with a DOLPHIN for 9 month’s

Malcolm Brenner, 60, wrote “Wet Goddess,” a new book about a man’s nine-month sexual relationship with a dolphin — an affair that bears “a striking degree of resemblance” to his own interspecies romance.

The author claims he started his relationship with a dolphin named Dolly back in 1970, when he was in his early 20s. Brenner was a sophomore at New College of Florida in Sarasota. A writer hired Brenner to take photographs for a children’s book about the dolphin show at an amusement park in nearby Nokomis. He was given free access to the park and introduced to the staff.

cropped-ljhlh1.pngIf Brenner is to be believed, the dolphin courted him.

Initially, “she became more and more aggressive,” said Brenner, who lives in Punta Gorda, Fla. “She would thrust herself against me.”But over time, Dolly became more gentle, he claimed.

“I found that extraordinarily erotic,” Brenner said. “It’s like being with a tiger or a bear. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to.”

After about nine months, the Floridaland amusement park was sold to become housing.

His college sweetheart was shipped off to an oceanarium in Gulfport, Miss., while he said he enrolled in Evergreen State College in Washington.

The Huffington Post has been unable to verify his account of the affair with Floridaland officials; the park closed in 1971. However, historical photos and archival brochures indicate there was a “Porpoise Pool” attraction at Floridaland.

“I had every intention of going to visit the dolphin when I got back to the South, but it didn’t work out that way,” Brenner said. “I learned the hard way that dolphins are chattel, and much more emotionally vulnerable than I had ever imagined.”

Brenner said Dolly died about nine months after the last time he saw her.

“I had a vivid dream at the time about dolphins dying in a dark environment which proved to be remarkably similar to the oceanarium where she actually died,” Brenner said.

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”GANGNAM STYLE” is in the dictionary buy so is ‘MUMMY PORN’

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The title of South Korean pop star Psy’s hit Gangnam Style has been named among Collins Dictionary’s words of 2012

CollinsDictionary.com selected 12 words, one for each month, which played their part in defining the past year. The final list – made after members of the public submitted their own suggestions – reflect the top news stories and trends of the year, with events such as the Olympics, the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee and the US election all represented.

South Korean musician Psy’s catchy song Gangnam Style was chosen as the word for November, the month in which it became the most-viewed video on YouTube with close to a billion views.

“Fiscal cliff” made it into the list for this month amid talk of the US government facing a sharp decrease in government spending and an increase in taxes that could throw the economy back into recession.

On a similar theme, earlier this year Europe was abuzz with the threat of “Eurogeddon” as the economic situation in the Eurozone worsened. The word made it on to the list for March. The following month, the 50 Shades of Grey book series was published, bringing a new name for a certain type of erotic fiction – “mummy porn” – into the public consciousness.

The UK’s extraordinary summer of events is celebrated with two words on the 2012 list. “Jubilympics” recalls the month of June, in which Britain was preparing to host the London Olympics and celebrate the Diamond Jubilee while “Games makers”, London’s vast team of Olympics volunteers, make it on to the list for August.

During the Oscars in February, actress Angelina Jolie posed with her right leg jutting out of her high-slit dress, spawning the word “legbomb” and leading to many parody images being created.

In May, Facebook launched its initial public offering and its share price plummeted almost immediately after hitting the public market. The event led to the word “zuckered”, named after the social networking site’s founder Mark Zuckerberg.

When US presidential candidate Mitt Romney travelled to London in July, his critics branded the visit a “Romneyshambles”, a word which also makes it on to the list. Romney’s secretly-taped comment that 47% of Americans would vote for Obama no matter what because they are dependent on the government meant that “47 per cent” became a key phrase of the election and enters the dictionary list for September.

October’s word is “superstorm” after Superstorm Sandy, which wreaked havoc in portions of the Caribbean, the mid-Atlantic and the northeastern United States. The list is completed with January’s nominated word, “Broga”. The word, formed from the combination of “bro” and yoga, accompanied the launch of a new form of yoga tailored to men.

MARY QUITS CALL CENTER JOB TO BE A MERMAID

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Mary McPhail the Mermaid

I think it’s a typo, I think they meant Merwhale.


Mary McPhail grown women deciding to quit the best job she has ever had (fact) as a Taxi receptionist at a call center, decided to quit her job and follow her dream to WIN at the  2012 Mermaid World Champion’chips …..SERIOUSLY I wish I was  joking!

I guess that’s why they have a vibrator called Mary the Mermaid …… cause she’s a dick

Treat yourself to this delicious in site about an over sized fish finger, and her amazing dream to become a whale

WORKING full-time in a taxi call centre, Mary McPhail felt like a fish out of water.

“It was really boring, really draining, because mermaiding is my passion,” she says.

So, after ditching the job and getting her tail into gear, life’s a beach now for the Oakleigh 28-year-old.

“I had always wanted to be a mermaid ever since I was a little girl and saw the movie Splash!” she says.

“I would make costume tails and pretend I was a mermaid, combing my hair and singing in front of my mirror.”

Now Mary – in the guise of Mermaid Aela – can be seen week in, week out mermaiding at bayside beaches – pier-sitting, rock-basking and dolphin swimming.

“People often say you’re too old for this, you’re too big, get away from your childhood fantasies and get over it.”

But Mary says they change their tune after seeing her swim like a dolphin on Facebook.

She said her dream was revived two years ago when she saw an US woman on the internet who made her own tails and swam mermaid-style. “I thought ‘I want to do that’. It reignited my imagination,” she says.

“I made my own tail and started mermaiding.”

She finally took the plunge this summer and now has a six-tail selection, some for diving, some for swimming, others just for looks to laze around in.

Mary McPhail and fellow Lilypad Lagoon member Katie Kaczko at the Oakleigh Recreation Centre. Picture: Eugene Hyland Source: Herald Sun
Mary McPhail and fellow Lagoon member Katie Laczko at Oakleigh Recreation Centre.

More than that, she has an adult dream of making a living as a mermaid at corporate gigs, birthday parties, anything …

Mermaiding, Mary says, is a worldwide trend.

She says it tones the muscles and trims down the waistline.

“The greatest thing so far was being on the beach during the school holidays. As soon as I put my tail on, about 30 kids just ran up to me. They were amazed.”

And when the smaller kids ask if she’s a real mermaid?

“I say ‘Yes, course I am’. Kids are great!”

And the rest of the time?

“I just swim, sit on the rocks, just lounge around, enjoy myself. Annoy the seagulls.”

http://www.youtube.com/mermaidaela

Next time you’re at the beach you might spot this mermaid splashing about.

Mary McPhail ditched her job in a taxi call centre to be a mermaid. Picture: Alex Coppel Source: Herald Sun
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Best comment on the Bear that ate a dad & Daughter: “That sounds unbearable. It really makes me paws for thought. The feeling of knowing you’d never see your family again would be absolutely grizzly. I really do hope the hunters had the right to bear arms though, I wouldn’t want them using cubs.”

 

The Extinction Protocol

August 17, 2011SIBERIAAdvisory – A distraught mother listened on a mobile phone as her teenage daughter was eaten alive by a brown bear and its three cubs. Olga Moskalyova, 19, gave an horrific hour-long running commentary on her own death in three separate calls as the wild animals killed her. She screamed: “Mum, the bear is eating me! Mum, it’s such agony. Mum, help!’” Her mother Tatiana said that at first thought she was joking. “But then I heard the real horror and pain in Olga’s voice, and the sounds of a bear growling and chewing.” She added: “I could have died then and there from shock.” Unknown to Tatiana, the bear had already killed her husband Igor Tsyganenkov – Olga’s stepfather – by overpowering him, breaking his neck and smashing his skull. Olga, a trainee psychologist, saw the ­attack on her stepfather in tall grass…

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Becs poem to Layton on their Wedding day

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BLUSHING bride Bec Cartwright declared her love for Lleyton with a verse at the pair’s much publicised wedding reception. Ps Becs a moron Cartwright kept it a secret until the end of the speeches when she took the microphone to … Continue reading

MARY QUITS CALL CENTER JOB TO BE A MERMAID

Video

Mary McPhail the Mermaid

I think it’s a typo, I think they meant Merwhale.


Mary McPhail grown women deciding to quit the best job she has ever had (fact) as a Taxi receptionist at a call center, decided to quit her job and follow her dream to WIN at the  2012 Mermaid World Champion’chips …..SERIOUSLY I wish I was  joking!

I guess that’s why they have a vibrator called Mary the Mermaid …… cause she’s a dick

Treat yourself to this delicious in site about an over sized fish finger, and her amazing dream to become a whale

WORKING full-time in a taxi call centre, Mary McPhail felt like a fish out of water.

“It was really boring, really draining, because mermaiding is my passion,” she says.

So, after ditching the job and getting her tail into gear, life’s a beach now for the Oakleigh 28-year-old.

“I had always wanted to be a mermaid ever since I was a little girl and saw the movie Splash!” she says.

“I would make costume tails and pretend I was a mermaid, combing my hair and singing in front of my mirror.”

Now Mary – in the guise of Mermaid Aela – can be seen week in, week out mermaiding at bayside beaches – pier-sitting, rock-basking and dolphin swimming.

“People often say you’re too old for this, you’re too big, get away from your childhood fantasies and get over it.”

But Mary says they change their tune after seeing her swim like a dolphin on Facebook.

She said her dream was revived two years ago when she saw an US woman on the internet who made her own tails and swam mermaid-style. “I thought ‘I want to do that’. It reignited my imagination,” she says.

“I made my own tail and started mermaiding.”

She finally took the plunge this summer and now has a six-tail selection, some for diving, some for swimming, others just for looks to laze around in.

Mary McPhail and fellow Lilypad Lagoon member Katie Kaczko at the Oakleigh Recreation Centre. Picture: Eugene Hyland Source: Herald Sun
Mary McPhail and fellow Lagoon member Katie Laczko at Oakleigh Recreation Centre.

More than that, she has an adult dream of making a living as a mermaid at corporate gigs, birthday parties, anything …

Mermaiding, Mary says, is a worldwide trend.

She says it tones the muscles and trims down the waistline.

“The greatest thing so far was being on the beach during the school holidays. As soon as I put my tail on, about 30 kids just ran up to me. They were amazed.”

And when the smaller kids ask if she’s a real mermaid?

“I say ‘Yes, course I am’. Kids are great!”

And the rest of the time?

“I just swim, sit on the rocks, just lounge around, enjoy myself. Annoy the seagulls.”

http://www.youtube.com/mermaidaela

Next time you’re at the beach you might spot this mermaid splashing about.

Mary McPhail ditched her job in a taxi call centre to be a mermaid. Picture: Alex Coppel Source: Herald Sun
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9 months dating a DOLPHIN!!!

Robert Lowell:

(March 1, 1917 – September 12, 1977) was an American poet, considered to be one of the founders of the confessional poetry movement. He was appointed the sixth Poet Laureate Consultant in Poetry to the Library of Congress where he served from 1947 until 1948.[1][2] He won the Pulitzer Prize in both 1947 and 1974, the National Book Award in 1960, and the National Book Critics Circle Award in 1977.

Some of Roberts poetry work no mention of FLIPPER i these but still worth the research, as I know you are going to pass this story on.

OKAY SO HE MAY HAVE WRITTEN A POEM

FOR THAT SPICY LITTLE FISH

My Dolphin, you only guide me by surprise,
a captive as Racine, the man of craft,
drawn through his maze of iron composition
by the incomparable wandering voice of Phèdre.
When I was troubled in mind, you made for my body
caught in its hangman’s-knot of sinking lines,
the glassy bowing and scraping of my will. . . .
I have sat and listened to too many
words of the collaborating muse,
and plotted perhaps too freely with my life,
not avoiding injury to others,
not avoiding injury to myself–
to ask compassion . . . this book, half fiction,
an eelnet made by man for the eel fighting
my eyes have seen what my hand did.

Analysed by Emily Boucher

my eyes have seen what my hand did.
Robert Lowell

“Man’s relationship for 9 months with a DOLPHIN!!!!”